simulatedcity:

bile7:

I hate this

…………..

lurch6:

im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words

(via laughcentre)

yoncevevo:

*listens to Ariana Grande once*
image

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

(via laughcentre)

beyonseh:

when you’re in class and the group of people behind you won’t shut up

image

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

albrie:

wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET

(via orgasmic-humor)